The Adventures of Squirrel Boy!!

on the street of east new york,
beneath the dirt and grime,
lived a man without a fork,
a towel or even dime,

this man, who's name was earl,
lived with one goal in mind,
with his unending search for a pearl,
the greatest of all its kind,

he traveled far and near and far,
from river drive to hudson,
until he came, without a fear,
to the park named cutson,

the trees grew thick,
right near the path,
he did not feel sick,
when he saw a sight that made him laugh,

there in the woods
there lived a squirrel,
and in between his hands there sat
a round and perfect pearl

the squirrel sat there,
upon its log,
its eyes glowed green,
in its nuked up bog,

just escaped from a government lab,
this squirrel was radioactive,
after reaching the park from a newyork cab,
he felt no longer a captive,

earl snuck forward through the grass,
toward the green eyed squirrel,
slinking low, yet moving fast,
he tried to reach that pearl,

the squirrel gave a jump and whirl,
and flying through the air,
landed on the man named earl,
and gave a yank on his hair,

its teeth sank into the man's scalp,
and gloopy goop flooded in,
he hadn't a chance to cry for help,
before he was changed by the venom of that Sciurus carolinensin,

he felt his body change right then,
you could see it by his eyes,
and soon the world began to spin,
and he fell like a man who dies,

he woke up, feeling quite strange,
but this was no suprise,
his body was not at all like those with mange,
he voice chirped the pitch having grown in size,

he realized what had happened,
as he gave a high pitched sigh,
he knew that he now captained,
squirrels of every size,

squirrel man he was now,
walking from the path of past,
squirrels would now all give a bow,
he had found his place at last.